I'm not saying I'm gonna make this. Almost 30 years ago I had a brief run as sysadmin to pornography site, and it was annoying more than fun.

Getting the talent to film their scenes wasn't my problem, but seemed 100x more drama than it was worth, and this would be real voice acting, "no, do it again but with more OH face and noises". Eeegh.

But SOMEONE has the patience for this.