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Ramin Honary
> "VGA video of REAL woman, no cartoons!"

@mdhughes Someday soon I'll bet we'll have photo-realistic VR in full color!

Then I'll never again have to go on an awkward date with real-life women. I'll never again have to hear "can we stop talking about computers or Star Trek for just 1 minute?!" or "you don't have to explain everything to me, I am an adult you know" or "maybe you should ask me more questions about things I like to do in my free time, and fewer questions about my boobs," or "no, I'm not bailing on you because you are ugly, its because you are a man-child who thinks of me as an object rather than a person."

This will be glorious.

> "VGA video of REAL woman, no cartoons!"

@mdhughes Someday soon I'll bet we'll have photo-realistic VR in full color!

Then I'll never again have to go on an awkward date with real-life women. I'll never again have to hear "can we stop talking about computers or Star Trek for just 1 minute?!" or "you don't have to explain everything to me, I am an adult you know" or "maybe you should ask me more questions about things I like to do in my free time, and fewer questions about my boobs," or "no, I'm...

Jack Brewster

@mdhughes "She's on a computer in Canada. You wouldn't know her."

Digital Mark Ξ» πŸ“š πŸ•Ή πŸ’Ύ πŸ₯ƒ

@Eggfreckles I was more disturbed by Tracy, and the boss screen encourages capitalism, which is killing our planet.

Girlfriend TRACYβ„’
<weird unnatural grin/rictus>
<spreadsheet full of numbers>
Digital Mark Ξ» πŸ“š πŸ•Ή πŸ’Ύ πŸ₯ƒ

More I think about this, more convinced I am it's a great idea. There's already chatbot "AI" "pretend girlfriend" things, but they're online services, NOT in your computer.

You want totally PRIVATE control of your electronic date*. Little digital person that walks around their home, you can buy new rooms and outfits, talk to them on a LOCAL ONLY, PRIVATE chat.

* (non-gender-specific; most perverts are guys, but there's gay and women perverts too)
#retrogaming #perversions #dontFuckRobots

More I think about this, more convinced I am it's a great idea. There's already chatbot "AI" "pretend girlfriend" things, but they're online services, NOT in your computer.

You want totally PRIVATE control of your electronic date*. Little digital person that walks around their home, you can buy new rooms and outfits, talk to them on a LOCAL ONLY, PRIVATE chat.

Digital Mark Ξ» πŸ“š πŸ•Ή πŸ’Ύ πŸ₯ƒ

I'm not saying I'm gonna make this. Almost 30 years ago I had a brief run as sysadmin to pornography site, and it was annoying more than fun.

Getting the talent to film their scenes wasn't my problem, but seemed 100x more drama than it was worth, and this would be real voice acting, "no, do it again but with more OH face and noises". Eeegh.

But SOMEONE has the patience for this.

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