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[SUYA] ひみつ :blabcatverified:
@stux $100M ?
Yeah shouldn't be too hard :meow:
25 July at 15:22 | Open on miniwa.moe
Aedius Filmania ⚙️🎮🖊️

@stux

But it's already forbiden to throw away

25 July at 15:31 | Open on lavraievie.social
Chris Heber
Je suis contente

@stux Buy a car for every day of the week

25 July at 15:45 | Open on mstdn.social
Sophie Schmieg

@Pourroy @stux each car would have to cost 3 million dollars. You'd exhaust the luxury car supply at that rate before the month is over.

25 July at 16:21 | Open on infosec.exchange
Ash_Crow

@sophieschmieg @Pourroy @stux if cars aren't expensive enough, what about watches?

Starting with a Breguet Marie-Antoinette Grande Complication (30,000,000$), we can add a Chopard Carat and a Patek Philippe Supercomplication Henry Graves (25,000,000$ each), then a Jacob&Co Billionaire (18,000,000$)

There, with even 2 million left for a car.
25 July at 17:22 | Open on mastodon.social
Natasha Nox 🇺🇦🇵🇸

@sophieschmieg @Pourroy @stux Nobody said they'd have to be delivered within that timeframe. Only that you'd have to spend the money.

Like, you can exhaust that within a day. Buy 100 2-Room apartments in major cities over the internet, done.

25 July at 17:23 | Open on chaos.social
Corbin

SRE: But you'd only be giving me enough budget for eleven months of operations!

@stux

25 July at 15:49 | Open on defcon.social
G 🇮🇹

@stux I want to buy Villa Certosa from the Berlusconi's heirs, the price is €500M, you still owe me €400M Genie...

25 July at 16:00 | Open on mastodon.social
DELETED

@stux You'd just buy real estate and land... easy.

25 July at 16:02 | Open on beige.party
Urzl

@stux Inflation being what it is, these challenges are getting easier.

25 July at 16:10 | Open on mastodon.social
Sophie Schmieg

@stux but I really want to factor a 1024 bit RSA number!

25 July at 16:19 | Open on infosec.exchange
Ryan Castellucci :nonbinary_flag:

@sophieschmieg I was going to follow you based on this, then found that I already did.

25 July at 18:15 | Open on infosec.exchange
undead

@stux

/me ~buys~ puts a down payment on a cottage in San Francisco.

Done.
@MichaelTBacon

25 July at 16:30 | Open on hackers.town
Marty Fouts

@stux If the challenge is to undertake the obligation, then it is easy: real estate, super yacht, private jet, business, et cetera. If the task is to complete the transaction and take delivery it might be harder because those tend to either have complex purchasing processes or long lead time for delivery.

OTOH you can buy that much on the stock market in a few days, even using online brokerages.

25 July at 16:47 | Open on mastodon.online
cuan_knaggs

@MartyFouts @stux stock market is out. rule 2, no gambling

25 July at 17:45 | Open on freeradical.zone
Marty Fouts

@mensrea @stux buying stocks is only gambling if you do it expecting to make money. ;)

25 July at 18:14 | Open on mastodon.online
Ryan Castellucci :nonbinary_flag:

@mensrea @MartyFouts @stux Just outright buy a small private company?

25 July at 18:14 | Open on infosec.exchange
Marty Fouts

@ryanc @mensrea @stux business was the fourth item on my list. ;)

25 July at 18:16 | Open on mastodon.online
Jens Finkhäuser
socketwench

@stux I look forward to this version of Brewster's Millions (of containers).

25 July at 17:10 | Open on hackers.town
Attila Kinali

@stux Take two dozen scientists, tell them that they get as much money as they want for their research project, if they can write a decent proposal. First come first served. Then count the seconds until the money is gone.

25 July at 17:42 | Open on society.oftrolls.com
Attila Kinali

@stux And yes, I would just continue with that, after I got the billion.

25 July at 17:43 | Open on society.oftrolls.com
Arik

@stux With the world these days it will take you over a month to complete the AML procedure with your bank. It will be difficult to convince them that "a genie" suddenly gifted you 100M. And forget about cash transactions.

25 July at 17:44 | Open on tech.lgbt
Jer

@stux This is why we haven't seen a modern day remake of Brewster's Millions.

25 July at 18:02 | Open on chirp.enworld.org
Andreas K

@stux There are other clouds as willing to take your money.

GPU hours are expensive everywhere.

25 July at 18:02 | Open on mastodon.social
nsfw :donor:

@stux If I remember, according to Brewster's Millions rules, any assets you buy don't count as spending since you still own the asset.

25 July at 18:18 | Open on infosec.exchange
mos_8502 :verified:

@stux 100,000,000? I can spend that in ten minutes. Just buy a shitload of stocks. Hell, I could buy out several small corporations. Boom, give me my billion.

25 July at 18:35 | Open on studio8502.ca
mos_8502 :verified:

@stux Hell, no stocks, I’ll just make above-market cash offers on every disused property in my city, and fund the construction of low income housing on them.

25 July at 18:37 | Open on studio8502.ca
Eve Crow 🔞🏳️‍⚧️

@stux @celestradiol buy myself a villa outside a major city along with a luxury condo which should be the bulk of it. Then hire a high class cleaning company and sign a long term all upfront contract to maintain both.

25 July at 18:43 | Open on strangeobject.space
Jarulf
Puck Rickenbacker

@stux
I need 3 homes on the water. 2 in Florida and one in the Caribbean, preferably a private island. 4 boats. 3 midsize electric vehicles with solar to charge them and houses. Furnishings. A new pair of cut offs and a couple new swim tops. Fishing gear for friends use.

And a proper Captain for the larger boat, I just do inshore. That should about cover it. Gimmie my billion so I can help others, now.

25 July at 19:19 | Open on sfba.social
cowvin

@stux I mean it's pretty easy to spend that much money. Like browse Zillow and just start buying houses until 100M is hit. In expensive areas, that would be super easy.

25 July at 19:51 | Open on retro.pizza
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