@Aphrodite @calamari I spent far too long one weekend looking into nuclear semiotics and have decided that the best thing that we could do for future generations is genetically engineer a cat species to glow in the presence of radiation rather than try to instill a nuclear priesthood.
I think that this same logic should be applied to software QA as well. I'm certain that we can bioengineer a cat to glow in the presence of a faulty AV update. Then we can change the checklist item to "□ IT department properly equipped with glowy cats"