@platypus @CosmicTraveler turn off all computers, it's the only way to be sure.

@platypus only push to prod on 1 am Sunday :lolsob:

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If it ain't broke don't fix it

@platypus yes! Will be recommending this to my boss first thing Monday morning

@platypus Luckily there are the weekends. Everyone is of work, so no one will notice if you screw up until Monday.

@platypus we actually don't push to prod past a certain time of day, and never on Fridays for exactly this reason.

@platypus don't push on Tuesday cause everyone else is and we need to space these things out

@platypus as someone responsible for deploying an website, i have been saying for *years* that the root of our problems is clearly changing the software.

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Don't push to prod on Tuesday by the unexpected hanging paradox
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unexpected_hanging_paradox

@platypus Tuesday is for tacos, not production. Nobody can work when they're sleepy because they're full of tacos.

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So replace "test in production" with "release in test" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Binder

@platypus I see no flaws in this argument