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nixCraft 🐧

Guys, I started working at the cybersecurity firm Crowdstrike. Today is my first day. Four hours ago, I pushed major code to production. I am so proud of myself πŸ§‘πŸ»β€πŸ’»πŸ‘πŸ₯°

19 July at 8:59 | Open on mastodon.social
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Karel Brits πŸ’¬
tapeloop

@nixCraft ah so we’ve achieved THAT stage of the β€œcomputer cockup discourse timeframe”, nature is healing

19 July at 9:00 | Open on infosec.exchange
Asheville Charlie

@nixCraft
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19 July at 9:00 | Open on mastodon.social
Stefan Ritter :verified:

@nixCraft And you lowered worldwide internet traffic. Very nice! πŸ‘

19 July at 9:01 | Open on mastodon.gideonstar.de
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zwangseinweisung
Dr Yann H. CHEMIN
Roadskater, Ph.D.

@nixCraft "The professor was right. You are evil. And shallow!"

19 July at 9:02 | Open on mastodon.social
Irfan

@nixCraft That is exactly what happened πŸ˜„

19 July at 9:03 | Open on social.iknox.com
GolfNovemberUniform
rockpick

@nixCraft you are very special. Dont let anybody tell you otherwise xD

19 July at 9:04 | Open on mastodon.social
Peter Jakobs β›΅

@nixCraft after all, the code was vetted by the upstream community, right?
Wait, you do have an upstream community, right?
What do you mean proprietary code?
There were no external eyes on this code? Ever?

19 July at 9:05 | Open on mastodon.green
bl00dy :archlinux:

@nixCraft you did great. x000 windows systems less :D

19 July at 9:06 | Open on social.linux.pizza
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