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morg pyre (derogatory)

"an apple a day keeps the doctor away" sounds good but it turns out that eating MacBooks is an expensive habit and it doesn't even work

12 July at 15:15 | Open on chitter.xyz
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Kagari Atsuko
@cybersqyd I've always told this one apple fanboy kid that doesn't like me "An apple a day definitely keeps the doctor away, probably because you're too poor to afford insurance at that rate"
12 July at 15:46 | Open on akko.wtf
Waaaaaa the fire breathing Kyaru

@cybersqyd corporate propaganda smh ​:elaina_smh:​

12 July at 15:54 | Open on snug.moe
EduCoder
Edan Osborne πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

@cybersqyd

Me: *swallows tablet without water

Everyone else at the Apple store:

12 July at 17:03 | Open on mstdn.social
Jay

@cybersqyd That’s why they make the iPod Nanos.

12 July at 17:15 | Open on mastodon.online
syn

@cybersqyd every time I've eaten a macbook I had to see a doctor within hours I tell you

12 July at 17:42 | Open on ohai.social
Leona

@cybersqyd you could eat an apple charger, it's like nine dollars

19 July at 8:05 | Open on mastodon.ml
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