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Wellllllllllllllllllll...............

@bascule this is the greatest thing ever.

@bascule I've seen posts about people mistaking them for dumpsters but this is better

@bascule Raccoons are trying to break into Cybertrucks, and there's some speculation that this is happening because the raccoons are literally IDENTIFYING them AS dumpsters

Fixed it for you 😉

@bascule to be fair, they look like dumpsters to me too.

@bascule Serious question: what did they make this out of? The same plastic as the cheap garage storage bins Home Depot sells that crack below freezing but they still sell them in Canada and I'm not at all annoyed about this.

@bascule Incel Caminos are dumpsters. The raccoons are not confused.

@bascule I mean, they’re not wrong. They’re just less likely to find food in the ones with steering wheels.

@bascule damn, raccoons really are smart, they can recognize garbage in it's various forms!

@bascule
🤣😂 Make. My. Day.
🍻 #ChefsKiss

@bascule you don't say

@bascule
We saw our first one in the wild today. Black. Super ugly.
What are people thinking when they spend so much on such an ugly car?

@bascule Racoons are pretty smart. Maybe they're onto something.

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That's the funniest post I've seen in a long time. Thanks.👏🏻 😊

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LMAO!! Ok, this is the funniest yet!!! 🤣

@bascule LOL, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while, thanks. 😃

@bascule Thanks, I needed that

@bascule @Hey_Beth #CyberTruck #DumpsterFire

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They've got a point.

@bascule First the frunk was a hazard to hands and fingers. Then the sticky “gas” pedal recall. And now this…😂

Anyone want my Founder’s Edition Cybertruck reservation? 🤑

@bascule @vavor

@bascule This is wonderful. Thank you.

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Best post today. 300 Internets

@bascule Because they are.

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lol

@bascule Well, I mean, they’re not wrong…

@bascule hold on. let’s hear them out

@bascule They smell the musk....

@bascule Anyone remember the Apple Trash Can Pro? ;-P

@bascule Which tells me that raccoons can't smell what's in there.

@bascule who can blame them! Some humans are confusing them with vehicles!

@bascule Or maybe they are working with the orcas?

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This is the best fucking thing, omg

@bascule , me, too! I always see them full of trash.

@bascule
I mean… They’re not wrong.

@bascule I do love that even raccoons know a Wank Panzer when they see one.

@bascule I've had the same issue with them. Maybe I'm part raccoon?

@bascule 🤣🤣🤣

@bascule Rocket's trying to steal the truck again,,,,,

@bascule
Nature is healing

@bascule
Hysterical if true.
Hysterical if not.

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⚡️🦝

@bascule on the other side of the road there's a confused Tesla owner trying to open the dumpster with their car keys.

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... and they'd be right to think so. 🐻 😅

@bascule relatable. We all confuse them for garbage bins.

@bascule Hey... I would really consider it "not at all hard to confuse with dumpsters..." I'm pretty sure I've seen dumpsters with almost the exact same profile.

@bascule ah yes, the mighty bulletproof cybertruck, now adding raccoons to its list of kryptonites 😁

@bascule "Confusing them for dumpsters," implies they're not rolling dumpsters to begin with.

@bascule lmao

Imagine paying too much for a PS1-ass-looking car that had more recalls than other whole brands had in their lifetime, can't be taken to the car wash because it will break, was made so shoddily that the accelerator had a chance to jam...

...and then you find out that animals literally think it looks like garbage, too.

11/10 Perfection

@bascule Well, they're basically the same thing anyway, right?

@bascule @jetton these photos are of a dumpster, no?

@bascule adding another lol to the list

@bascule racoons are more intelligent than the average cybershit buyer

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What a piece of crap. The plastic shed that I keep my gardening equipment in is stronger than that.

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Raccoons are Guardians of the Galaxy; they know Evil when they see it!

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🤣😂🤣

@bascule @Shine_McShine
To brighten your day 😁

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Well, at least the raccoons have fun whit this thing, so its not completly useless ^^

@bascule its smell can not lie to raccoons, but as humans we can overthink our sight.

@bascule It's a good thing they didn't get in. As romantic as the idea of raccoons simply nibbling away our problems in "The Birds" style is: The garbage that is usually transported in them is highly toxic. Don't want the little furballs to get harmed.

@bascule well you can't exactly blame them