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nano shinonome 🎄🐴

Gordon Freeman, in the flesh. Or, rather, in the calameres installer. I took the liberty of relieving you of your GPU, most of it was NVIDIA property. As for the CPU, I think you've earned it.

The disk partition, /dev/sda4, is in our control, for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty disk layout you managed over there, I am impressed.

You've proved yourself a decisive man, so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just add the nonfree repository to your apt sources list and I will take that as a yes.

Otherwise, well... I can offer you a scene you have no chance of rendering. Rather an anticlimax, after what you've just survived.

Time to choose.

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ari 💫

@thememesniper Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine.

Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job- no-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the CUDA cores in the world would have gone to waste, until... Well. Let's just say your drivers have... died again.

The right card in the wrong distro can make all the difference in the world... So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and, smell the ashes...

bartholin
@thememesniper Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or rather, in the hazard suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons; they are OSHA violations. As for the suit, it is OSHA-compliant.
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