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Daily Grail

The AI revolution will not be televised.

Sequence of 9 illustrations created by ChatGPT showing how a person mounts a television on a wall, but the TV is facing the wall and the brackets are facing out.
30 comments
Curmudgeon

@dailygrail

Well, at least it has the first step, which is to frame and panel the wall. That's the one I always forget.

Tom Bellin :picardfacepalm:

@dailygrail to generate this GPT emitted approximately the same amount of CO2 into the atmosphere as someone driving a Hummer all year.

Charnock

@dailygrail That seems a perfectly reasonable way to watch Amazon Prime though.

priryo

@dailygrail
This is the best advice I've seen from that machine.

Schafstelze

@dailygrail actually this time AI got it just right

Jay

@dailygrail If you uploaded this to an AI and asked it to count the steps, what would it say?

Rhetorical question: I donโ€™t support the environmental damage involved in answering it.

xs4me2

@dailygrail

There is an utter stupidity in AI of the kind you will not find in (most) humansโ€ฆ
Unworldlyโ€ฆ

Jack Yan (็”„็ˆตๆฉ)

@dailygrail Good to know I have to drill through the screen from the back. Excellent!

ghostdancer

@dailygrail AI has decided that TV nowadays is shit so better take a book and forget about it

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@dailygrail I tried to follow the directions, but I ran into trouble on...let's see, steps 4, 4, and also I think 4? No wait, step 3/4, 4/3? What the hell is that number? 3-6? The step that comes before 4 4

GhostOnTheHalfShell

@dailygrail can't wait for our robot overlords to serve our every need.

zombiecide

@dailygrail the numbering system reminds me of the 4yo au pair child, but she had clearly concepts for those numbers

Reticent Turnip

@dailygrail This makes a really good point, though, which is that you have to take care of the scovs before you can deal with the pailot holes

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@dailygrail It looks like that AI is related to this Autocorrect thing.

A sign that says, "The inventor of autocorrect died. The funnel will be held tomato"
Tanya Kasim

@lunaticatlarge @dailygrail I guess we can't say "Damn you, Autocorrect!" ๐Ÿ˜†

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@TanyaGKasim @dailygrail I suppose we could, but it wouldn't make any defunctness. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Frank Heijkamp

@dailygrail Don't swap step 4 with step 4 and step 7 with step 7. But do remember to skip steps 8 to 18.

zwangseinweisung

@dailygrail so, we can't mount a TV here in Europe. We seldom have studs in our brick walls

Kief Richardson

@dailygrail step twelveteen is always the last one.

sharky5740

@dailygrail Finally a sign of true intelligence, rejecting the raw sewage that TV pumps into viewer's brains.

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