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@saddestrobots just call it creat, nobody’s gonna use it outside of bell labs anyway

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@saddestrobots tired: they called it creat because of a linker limitation

wired: they called it creat so the syscall definitions would line up in a source listing and instantly regretted it when the Berkeley kids started mocking them

inspired: they called it creat because it creats files

aburka 🫣

@zzt @saddestrobots in B it was just reat, creat is the C version

doboprobodyne

@stiiin @aburka @zzt @saddestrobots

Oh my God, that's it.

If anyone ever invents The Great New Quantum Computing Language and asks me what they ought to call it, I'm going to tell them to call it "D".

#quantum #coding #C #qubits23

doboprobodyne

@stiiin

Argh!

And if we ignore G because of G-code, the next available letter is I (which looks the same as a lower case L), and then everything's taken up to N.

Holy smoke.

Thank you for warning me before I gave terrible advice!

GwenTheKween :verifiedtrans: :neofox_nom_verified:

@Andres4NY @zzt @saddestrobots linker error: duplicated tokens in definition:
`create`
` ^ ^`

If only markdown worked so I could point to both Es :neofox_sad:

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