Before they will let me publish a new release of XScreenSaver on the "Play" [sic] store, Google, the most rapacious privacy violator ever, insists that a screensaver have a privacy policy.
This is where you come in!
I'd like this policy to be a series of bullet points: "Unlike Google, XScreenSaver will not [Thing.] An endless, concise catalog of their sins.
I need both your snark AND a link supporting your snark. It's critical for the joke to land. Include both.
GO!!
@jwz Unlike Google, we will not use your information to fund wars.