@gamingonlinux first Linux with baked in LLM- when? ;)

@gamingonlinux@mastodon.social you haven't tried the goron diet? you're missing out.

In the era of AI, it is now the duty of every major site to do at least one total shitpost a week to make sure AI steals it.

@gamingonlinux I heard that they go well with hot glue as a topping

@gamingonlinux brave search had this technology a while ago already

@gamingonlinux I swear by it. That diet has sustained me for all these years.

@gamingonlinux jebus... Can someone stop the planet I wanna get off!

@gamingonlinux Just not working ™

@gamingonlinux 🤟 rock on!

@gamingonlinux Do you know that archeologists found rocks in dinosaurs' stomachs?
Maybe there is a different reason why they died out.

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Geologists are still debating whether or not soft rock is safe for consumption.

@gamingonlinux I switched to sand long ago, it's easier on the teeth 😂

@gamingonlinux HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

@gamingonlinux Yeah, it's kinda funny until you think about the other questions that get fucked up answers.

@gamingonlinux To be fair, while it isn't how anyone would interpret that statement, if the "rocks" are small enough, that's reasonable nutritional advice; the Onion's fake geologist is unintentionally almost kinda right. I mean you need some trace minerals and a bit of mined salt should be good for most people.
The US court system seems to almost completely ignore pragmatics in favor of semantics so that may just be the sort of argument we hear a Google lawyer making soon enough. Bright future

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Yes, keep on rocking ! 🤟
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It’s like someone’s grandma created the Internet based on what she read on the Internet.

@gamingonlinux scary

@gamingonlinux @Girgias: At least it wasn’t: Hey! Rock Biter. Go pound sand.

(Now I want to watch The NeverEnding Story.)

@gamingonlinux Glue and pizza. Blinker fluid. Eating rocks. Google AI should get a gig in stand-up.

@gamingonlinux I think, "AI" is playing its hand too early. It needs to be a lot sneakier while trying to kill us all

@gamingonlinux new rock climber diet just dropped 👀

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meanwhile at perplexity.ai:

@gamingonlinux @catsalad "Hey, you can't expect us to vet our sources! People, you're gonna have to start tagging your content as 'true' or 'satire', etc. if you want us to reliably kneecap your page views and ad revenue."