@gamingonlinux To be fair, while it isn't how anyone would interpret that statement, if the "rocks" are small enough, that's reasonable nutritional advice; the Onion's fake geologist is unintentionally almost kinda right. I mean you need some trace minerals and a bit of mined salt should be good for most people.
The US court system seems to almost completely ignore pragmatics in favor of semantics so that may just be the sort of argument we hear a Google lawyer making soon enough. Bright future