Gregory's Server
Agreed … also, don't tell them to "Bing it" … "Duck it" (or "DDG it") is better. 🙂
Honestly, though, I'd send disgruntled Windozers to Apple, a not-problem-free vendor, because normies aren't going to like Linux.
I've had, over the years, Solaris, RHEL, OpenSUSE, Kubuntu, Ubuntu w/TDE, & CentOS (also w/TDE) so don't think I'm some sort of anti-linux nutjob.