@PurpleJillybeans this brings back, in mental IMAX with Digital Surround Sound, my attempt at using Mandrake Linux a couple decades ago: get lost on endless dependency trails, read the FAQs and search the forums without success, put a concise request for help in the right part of the right forum, and get nothing but "LOL go back to playing with your little Windoze box if that's the kind of question you have to ask LOL luser LOL".

Sounds like not much change since then.