Imagine if we had to hunt for food like our ancestors....

Imagine if we had to hunt for food like our ancestors. I don’t know if I could hit a breakfast taco with a spear.

Like 19 May at 17:45 | Open on mastodon.floe.earth

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@xinicit that’s why I always go for burritos. Much less agile than those spry tacos.

19 May at 19:47 | Open on mas.to

Xavier

@KirstenAnne Fair. No greater evidence of an unjust, unloving God than to make burritos delicious and not give them legs to run away.

19 May at 20:39 | Open on mastodon.floe.earth

paul

they grow on trees

19 May at 20:21 | Open on med-mastodon.com

@amiserabilist @xinicit 😂 for a moment I thought that was a tree full of pasties! Obviously not; they are dug from the pastie mines..

19 May at 22:51 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

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They're more afraid of you then you are of them.

If the Taco fixes their eyes on you wave your arms in the air and scream, it will show dominance.

19 May at 20:52 | Open on mastodon.social

Jon

@xinicit @Gargron burritos are bigger and easier to hit.

19 May at 22:32 | Open on macaw.social

@xinicit no, no. You trap wild tacos. Guacamole is the best bait to use .

19 May at 22:47 | Open on twit.social