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Jakub Klawiter :mastodon:

@chloe
Did you divide by zero? All numbers one by one? :D

NatureBuisson

@wariat Yes, that's what immediately came to mind. Division by zero.
@chloe

lily 🏳️‍⚧️

@chloe@chadthundercock.com bro typed 5318008 and used xrandr to turn her display upside down 💀

Delta Wye

@umps @chloe
YOU’BE BEEN CAUGHT BY
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A MATH CRIMINAL

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@chloe

you tried to calculate the amount of dollars each person in the US is spending via their taxes to crush kids to death in Gaza.

Caesar Rylan

@chloe you calculated one of those forbidden Illegal Numbers™

David Jones

@chloe You typed 5318008 didn't you, admit it.

ghostdancer

@jaycee A hoopy frood that knows where his towel is . 👍 @chloe

Roknrol

@TheZorse @jaycee @chloe My wife worked with a pharmacist from Russia once. He refused to use calculators, relying instead on an abacus.

When asked, he would say, "Abacus does not break."

Asta [AMP]

@chloe@chadthundercock.com they straight up tell you it's forbidden to divide by zero and yet

Nick Kerker :coffefied:

@chloe it was tired of you constantly writing 8008135

Inhabitant of Carcosa :emacs:

@chloe Tried to enter 5318008 in violation of the terms of service.

Tim Verstynen

@chloe

Division by zero is STRICTLY forbidden!

Bruce Heerssen

@chloe
Maybe you shouldn't have spelled BOOB so much.

phi1997

@chloe
You're not allowed to use it to look at 58008 upside-down

Ilobmirt

@chloe you really been pushing its buttons for way too long 👿

towo

@chloe `zenity --error --text="You are permanently banned from Calculator"`

AnnieBuddy

@chloe

AI takeover - the beginning. Good thing I still have one from the 70's.

johne

@chloe There’s proably a better way to avoid divide by zero errors.

Elias

@chloe tried to divide by zero? I think it's overreacting, It should just print NaN and let you off with a warning. At least for a first offence 😃

Carlos Francisco 🦣

@chloe the first person ever to achieve that. Congratulations! 🤣😂

giardino

@chloe secretly tried to divide by zero?

YourName

@chloe
Have you tried to divide by 0 ?
This is the end of the earth !

Oblomov

@chloe I'm really curious about the story behind this.

Der Haken

@chloe you know, what you did, you naughty person

#Guigui 🇫🇷:flag_ay:

@chloe cheat code! if you type 9 + 1 0 [enter] Y O U S T U P I D you will immediately get banned for being unfunny

zetabeta

@chloe
those perma bans seem to be popular at the moment, probably from big tech !

Caesar Rylan

@chloe try disconnecting from the Internet so it can't validate the banishment maybe

Taylan
@chloe Did you literally patch it to make this joke or is this some obscure bug where it mixes up error messages with some social media app or something? :blobcatjoy:
🚲

@chloe wait this is real and not just a joke :neofox_glare:

Fuoxden

@chloe How do you get banned by a calculator? Looks like you divided by zero :welp:

Schrank :shopware:

@chloe @1000millimeter that’s not the calculator you are looking for.

Wurzelmann

@chloe sorry, re-install your OS, no way around it, it seems. 😬

tom jennings

@chloe

Wow. I am truly impressed. Wtf, over.

Madeline :antiverified:

@chloe They kept telling me I wouldn’t always have a calculator with me, but not like this

Jumile

@chloe I chuckled at the idea of Ubuntu getting mad about 55378008 or 71077345, but then I saw it's just a locale issue. Not sure which is more dumb, though.

Hisham

@chloe my brain cannot process how this could be real, as in, what combination of circumstances in a FOSS system could result in a message like this

Alles für den Ground

@chloe you probably divided by zero :blobcateyes:

Phil Thane ✅

@chloe
You did divide by zero again didn't you?
@countcol

MarkRDavid

@chloe

Entered 7734 and turned it upside down?

Evi

@chloe you just had to go and try and divide by zero eh...

Alice :neocat_trans_cute:‮

@chloe@chadthundercock.com did ubuntu make that random patch (adding the icon on the left) for gtk4 too, or is it a random gtk3 dialog? :3

Placeholder here.

@chloe you did 80083 too many times

Jose Luis Peruyero

@chloe
"By dividing by zero you have violated the rules of real-numbers-only calculator".

Frank Heijkamp

@chloe Did you type naughty words on the calculator?

Hali

@chloe Divide by zero? Log of one negative number too many? Arctan of pi/2?

Dragoniff

@chloe There only so many times one can try to divide by zero before the calculator says "Enough is enough".

bituur esztreym

@chloe
before, i&i couldn't tell; after, guess you banned Calculator from your OS?

Emma Builds 🚀

@chloe sorry, the Gnome Crimes department will arrive soon. Surrender peacefully and switch to a new desktop once you're out of Gnome Supermax.

Emma Builds 🚀

@chloe I, as a trans, are already committing capital crimes, by not using Arch.

The Trans Police came by to demand my choker, knee socks, and combat doll collection.

But here's my secret, I don't have any of those. :sicko_yes:

Dubi Kaufmann

@chloe
Did you write 5318008 and turned it upside down?

Lonnon Foster
@chloe Don’t even *think* about dividing by zero.
mORA

@chloe never challenge the Empire of the Sum™.

🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🐧 🥦

@chloe

Should have listened to your teachers and learned to do arithmetic manually.

UnlikelyLass

@chloe “A calculator must not, through action or inaction, permit a user to divide by zero”

Miguel

@chloe Have you by any chance calculated the square root of -1? That is not allowed, you know? Very bad! 😂

Point051

@chloe did you type 58008 and turn it upside down?

xenopolysplat

@Gothilla @chloe or type 58008 and stand on your head? Instant ban for that, as I know all too well. 😑

KanaMauna

@chloe Didn’t they warn you to never divide by zero?

caosorganizzato

@chloe radiohead fan did not accept the fact that 2 + 2 = 4

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