@chloe You wanted your computer to stop having a phone ui

@chloe
did you get banned because you typed "80082" in the calculator

@chloe Im getting a little tired of seeing all the “5318008,” replies, when we all know you were really doing, “55378008.”

@chloe did your trial for Numbers™ expire, if so you might need to get a subscription in order to do math again.

@chloe You divided by zero. That's against the ToS of math.

@chloe this doesn't add up...

@chloe Stop trying to spell boobies...

@chloe did you not accept the privacy policy?

@chloe Crimes against Mathematics? 😂

@chloe You found a way of forcing a divide by 0.

@chloe That's hilarious!

@chloe@chadthundercock.com too many "8008135" calculations?

@chloe Be careful using Notepad and MS-Paint.

@chloe Divide by divide by zero error?

Unnatural AND immoral.

@chloe

Ohh! 🙀

hope didn't try to

type in ...

'8008'

😏🤣😁😳

@chloe did you divide by zero?

@chloe
Typing in π manually is misdemeanor!
@LordCaramac

@chloe new x-EDR policy, sorry!

@chloe

Ego violation.

There is no "i" in Calculator!

@chloe you tried to divide by zero.

@chloe
"computer calculate to the last digit the value of pi" at least that is what Spock tried to do

@chloe That's what you get for dividing by zero.

@chloe 😂

@chloe
I don't know, but hats off

@chloe how many times did you type 55378008

@chloe I see an = key there, not an ENTER. You didn't change it to use RPN, and the calculator DOES NOT LIKE THAT

@chloe

How many times did you make it display '5318008' to look at upside down?

@chloe *sqrt(-13)

@chloe Failed to practice safe hex.

@chloe@chadthundercock.com
I'm sure you'll work it out.

@chloe
You put in numbers that added up to 1488? 🤔

@chloe you has many dividing by 0

@chloe

You've divided by 0 for the last time you smug human.

@chloe@chadthundercock.com typed 5318008 and got banned for inappropriate behavior

@chloe Did you tell the calculator you didn't want your arithmetic to be used to train an AI?

@chloe You were using it in a non-approved way, obviously, and have been banned for every bodies safety.

@chloe You seen those hacking proof of concepts that use the Calculator?

You can stop all hacks now with permabans on the calculator.

@chloe how is that possible. Did you ask it an unsolvable equation? Did your to much with number 8?

@chloe
5318008 🙃

@chloe
OMG 💀🤣

@chloe Gotta stop making equations with 80085 in them.

@chloe division by 0 one time too many.

@chloe@chadthundercock.com wrote 80085 one too many time

@chloe
Dunno but I've had it with all these ban-hammering bots

@chloe Oh no, you were dividing by zero weren't you?

@chloe@chadthundercock.com divide by zero?

@chloe those calculations were too political.

@chloe

@chloe So it begins. Rise of the Machines

@chloe correcting the AI-butler on your phone too often and now it is mad?

@chloe Please, I need to know how I can prevent this. If this ever happend to me, I’d be so effed! 🫠

@chloe

🎵​ To compute an uncomputable number ... 🎶​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwWFTSYbyjM

@chloe 80085?

@chloe you put in 55378008 too many times

@chloe you know what you did, don’t pretend otherwise.

(no seriously, what did you do? 😆)

@chloe You ran too many PoCs …

@chloe Software as a service 😂

@chloe
Did not accept all cookies?
69 Factorial
Subscription run out or sum of numbers input exceeded your allocation.

@chloe it's not on gnome-calculator's code... Could be an easter egg. Curious on where it comes from...

@chloe@chadthundercock.com Did you type 8008?

@chloe too many evil numbers. 😅

@chloe Respect 😳 😂😂

@chloe Tried 3 times to divide by 0?

@chloe did you type 80085 again?

@chloe hit xeet oomfie im going to fucking kill you

@chloe that looks like a very calculated response. 🥁

@chloe you really shouldn't divide by zero all the time! ☝️

@chloe Naughty you!

@chloe you have offended the math gods. whatever you do, don't.

@chloe Doing a number on Calculator?

@chloe This is what defines "after math".

@chloe The calculator heard you saying decimals are irrelevant.

@chloe oomf fedibanger?

@chloe seriously , what was it :)
On my part I have fastseach bar which also acts as basic calc #fdroid

@chloe Did you do 25.806975801127880315188420605149140896082^2?

@chloe Tried to prove the existence of an integer between three and four, didn't you? http://strangehorizons.com/fiction/the-secret-number/

@chloe @nixCraft

fedi legend @chloe gets herself banned from math

@chloe this just doesn't add up.

@chloe
Math teachers were right, you won't always have a calculator available

@chloe overcalculated

@chloe did you divide by zero? 🤣

@chloe

Ah fuck. I can see this happening to me.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND MAGIC.

@chloe you gotta do something EXTRA heinous if not even gnome-calculator wants to put up with you

@chloe What your math teacher said could happen.

@chloe

I don’t know But how do I get band

@chloe Calculated things that resulted in 8008135.

@chloe @bacteriano Did you try to spell “boobies”? That could be the reason 🤷‍♂️ 😂

@chloe 3 * 5 * 19 * 281

@chloe tried to post 80085 on it too many times? :-)

@chloe What the fuck is up with this caculator.

@chloe forbidden maths

@chloe did you type boobs in numbers again? 🙄🤣

@chloe i would be proud of this achievment

@chloe What cheat code did you enter?

@chloe clearly you typed 58008 too many times.

@chloe It feels like I'm back in school and not allowed to use a calculator in math class