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Sammy :nonbinaryFlag:

Good morning my brain decided I had to immediately create and post this

A two panel comic featuring a goose. In the first panel, the goose has its eyes narrowed with suspicion and is saying "Severless computing?". In the second panel, the goose is chasing someone down a hill, shouting "COMPUTING ON WHAT??".
9 May at 8:01 | Open on fox.nexus
28 comments
Jim Campbell

@theresnotime

If the answer is 'computing on the cloud', then I'm in favour of arming the goose.

Headshot of a goose carrying a knife in its beak.
9 May at 8:06 | Open on mastodon.online
Mighty Orbot

@JustJimWillDo @theresnotime Sorry, goose, no knives allowed in severless computing. It’s right there in the name.

9 May at 11:41 | Open on retro.pizza
Kyle Anderson 💙

@theresnotime Serverless means secure, distributed/cooperative client-side computing, in the timeline with no large cloud companies.

9 May at 8:10 | Open on mastodon.social
sofia ☮️🏴

@kandersonus @theresnotime yeah but what if it could also mean: huge-ass fucking servers? wouldn't that be fun?

9 May at 9:24 | Open on chaos.social
SamLR/Cass

@theresnotime providing an important service :)

9 May at 8:30 | Open on chaos.social
Incredibish

@theresnotime

Yes! Reduce the sever to zero!
All computing to be done without the cut...

;-)

9 May at 9:11 | Open on mastodon.green
Elenna :verified_transgender:​
Sammy :nonbinaryFlag:

unfortunately this appears to be the only thing my brain is letting me do today. :blobbee_sweat_smile:

9 May at 9:26 | Open on fox.nexus
Dgar
Nadiyar V2.7 :anarchy_heart:

@theresnotime
If our functions can run serverless
Shouldn't we be able to function brainless?

9 May at 13:00 | Open on antabaka.me
Jørn

@theresnotime It says “severless” though.. 😅

9 May at 15:17 | Open on ipv6.social
Ozzelot :anarchy: :linux:
phi1997

@ozzelot
Got it, we should launch our computers into the stratosphere.
@theresnotime

9 May at 13:13 | Open on mastodon.social
Ozzelot :anarchy: :linux:

@phi1997
We should have launched many tech companies into the stratosphere a long time ago
@theresnotime

9 May at 13:42 | Open on mstdn.social
Gramy na Macu

@theresnotime on… my personal device? Sounds great to me 🤷🏻‍♂️

9 May at 10:27 | Open on mastodon.social
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Dark Photon Studio
Sammy :nonbinaryFlag:

only now noticed I wrote "severless" instead of "serverless" but w/e :neofox_woozy:

9 May at 12:03 | Open on fox.nexus
viq
Spring Breakdown :jo:

@theresnotime Your brain has the right idea. :blob_laughing:

9 May at 12:13 | Open on social.diskseven.com
johne

@theresnotime Wait, it’s not water vapor doped silicon?

9 May at 12:38 | Open on denvr.social
Zalasur 🐵

@theresnotime The fun fact about "serverless" computing is that if you go to the Wikipedia page for it, it says right in the first paragraph that the term is a misnomer.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Server

9 May at 13:23 | Open on mastodon.surazal.net
The DJ Mr P

@theresnotime it means software server not hardware "server" platform.

9 May at 14:17 | Open on linernotes.club
JunOS

@theresnotime if it# something besides peer to peer i will kill

9 May at 16:23 | Open on seafoam.space
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