@CountBinface and there''s people mistakenly thinking you're a joke candidate

@CountBinface that should make a difference. any chance you could tax hedge funds to fund actual hedges?

Oh yeah @CountBinface de could use a new president wouldn't you be interested ?

@CountBinface This is how I find out The Trocadero is no longer the top notch arcade where I drunkenly smashed 400 billion playing Attack From Mars pinball. It's a condition that they restore that machine too. And the R-360

@CountBinface No 17 should be rolled out globally!

@CountBinface I am shocked anyone would pay that much for a croissant. My local Lidl sells them for less than 50p

@CountBinface dead against the meeting idea. who travels for meetings? Very sensible policy on Teslas (smug b'stards). Will there be a Claudia Winkleman Fringe Festival? People making calls on their phone whilst holding it horizontally to their mouth will have their speakers disabled. Further offences will be dealt with using increasingly kinetic solutions.

@CountBinface I’ve got to say your platform is appealing. Makes me want to emigrate just so I could vote for you. The loud snacks in theaters one is particularly good!

@CountBinface looks fun LOTTA POINTS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HFw38y68S8

@CountBinface Number 20 is a surprisingly specific local issue that I don't express an opinion on. But all the others sound very sensible and something I could get behind.

@CountBinface You Brits have a special place in my heart for this classic form of satire.

@CountBinface could we all be allowed to vote on the worst architecture in London and demolish the one with most votes?

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What is your advice to those of us who are worried that voting for you (as I did last time around) might let the Tories in by the back door? Now that they have changed the system to FPTP, this is an actual risk because we have no 'second choice'.

@CountBinface Can't really argue with that list, it's brilliant.

@CountBinface I'd vote for this 🤣

@CountBinface I'll vote for you!

@CountBinface hold up he's cooking

@CountBinface why not Buck House?!

@CountBinface °20 particularly speaks to me but unfortunately I cannot vote

@CountBinface I particularly like the free parking for electric vehicles between Vine Street and the Strand (except for Teslas). Very fair, that...

@CountBinface this is a truly excellent and very serious manifesto!

Can you come to Bavaria and oust Söder please?

@CountBinface some remarkably sensible policies

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I'll have 14 & 17 please thanks.

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@pathfinder
@nddev

Have you seen point 7 on the list? 😅

@CountBinface I mean I could argue that a lot of these are nonsense but then I spotted number 21.

@CountBinface 24/24 would vote for

@CountBinface 5 is a lofty goal, but we need ambitious leaders

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Ban all 4WD vehicles from the city, unless covered in mud.

Go on, you can do it.

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I have hardly ever read a more sensible manifesto.