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jnkrtech

I don’t need a neuroscientist to tell me why these rats drive tiny cars. Normal-sized cars would obviously be far too large for them.

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cuan_knaggs

@hugo @jnkrtech i mean, how else are they supposed to get to the anvil store

Amy ☣

@mensrea@freeradical.zone @hugo@social.treehouse.systems @jnkrtech@social.treehouse.systems I thought ACME was mail order though... or are we just assuming they actually have physical stores instead of websites these days?

Natsura :transfem_verify:

@hugo@social.treehouse.systems @jnkrtech@social.treehouse.systems this reminds me of that one Futurama episode where a robot fox escaped from a bunch of rich people and boarded a train heading to New Jersey xD

Levi Coyote

@hugo @jnkrtech we can, but sometimes we choose to take public transit

Hugo Slabbert ⚠️

@ret @jnkrtech @evv42 😭 floofy pupper!

We had a couple out in the field the other day. You can very often hear packs around at night, but less often see them out in the open in the daytime around here (sorry for the heavily zoomed blurry cam).

kechpaja

@hugo @jnkrtech Well, the roadrunner took the metro. The coyote was a second late, got his face slammed in the door, and is now doing his utmost best to catch up.

Blinxeto

@jnkrtech

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

Third spruce tree on the left

@jnkrtech not to mention the end of every cheese shoppe storefront.

Eric G.

@jnkrtech And besides, what else would it do after being locked inside?

Tobias

@jnkrtech So we can expect a movie soon? The Fast and the Furrious, perhaps?

tanavit

@jnkrtech

May be these rats will be the core of the next generation of autonomous vehicles ?

Ed Davies

@jnkrtech This is approaching the level of the Belgian scientists who were asked why they were making contact lenses for fish and explained that it was because fish can't wear spectacles on account of them not have ears to hook them on.

@babe

varelse

@jnkrtech It's because the public transport options for rats are very limited. If the public transport system was well-designed, they would choose trams and trains instead of cars.

Louis Cyphre

@jnkrtech There are some rats in NYC that might be able to drive a Smart Car

Jason Lefkowitz

@jnkrtech How else are they going to get to their tiny jobs

Andrew

@jnkrtech because we defunded all the tiny public transit :(

olav

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@lilbatscholar

They can't do worse than Tesla "FSD" (it's not even L3)

Dad Bat 3000

@olav @jnkrtech yeah explaining why those computers drive full size cars is more of a challenge

olav

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@jnkrtech

Mercedes has DOT L3 on specific highways under particular conditions in CA and NV. But they also put safety first.

Jon Sullivan

@jnkrtech I don’t know. It should seem obvious but then a lot of people these days are driving cars that are far too large for them.

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