@molly0xfff theory:
this animal, Unusablei Sellsizzlus, has evolved to mimic the behavior of the distinct and separate Powerpointfor Middlemanageri. Including transition effects, art style, and the at-first confusing combination of a huge number of figures & buzzwords with almost no actual information. The latter of which lulls the prey into an MBA-like stupor long enough to sign a service agreement and the first check.