@mudasobwa Классика:

Стенограмма подслушанного американскими спецслужбами телефонного разговора.

— Allow!
— Pre-wet sir gay!
— Star over tall lick!
— Cock dealer?
— At leech now! Attic cock?
— Normal no.
— Show ass?
— Dove vote, pass to pill knock on its!
— Tatty show! Molly talk!
— Aha, boo doubt shit so tip year. At tee show?
— Mash inner coop ill!
— Cocker you?
— Bear am were.
— Class! More jet packer tie am see?
— Hot sea what now!
— Dove eye!
— Cheese so cheer is tree?
— Hooray show!
— What key skull cow bright?
— Cock a bitch now! Yes chick!
— Aha, yeah beer you.
— Are bob?
— Some more so boy! Tall cow bob tee is she!
— Sweat car pie dirt?
— Some sweat cow he bee.
— Lad no. Are cock now shit ear key?
— True go year dealer!
— Dog over ill is!
— Poor cow!
— Dove stretch ear!