sigh

Google! :blobcattableflip:

so, i have three emails on google, right

one of them is my main email with a cringy name that my playstore is attached to
the other one is a slightly less cringy name tied to my github
and the third one is the one i used to talk to one of my teachers recently, also the one tied to my minecraft license

on my main account, i have 2fa.

on my second account, it prompts me for an email code from my main account.

on my third account, it asks me for a PHONE NUMBER and this is THE ONLY WAY TO LOG IN.

apparently, me poking my own email from a device that i own and have owned for a long time, with my cookie data and shit, is suspicious and they dont trust me SO MUCH they force me to link a phone number for... "security"

I AM RUNNING OUT OF PHONE NUMBERS GOOGLE

STOP IT

AND GO FUCK YOURSELF