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RESOLV CON: DO NOT CONFUSE WITH YOUR RESOLV.CONF ISSUES!

@jpmens cannot sleep? :-D

@jpmens you might experience limitations to a max amount of presentations, or it being character limited

@jpmens Please name the conference guide CHAOS.TXT

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Can we have /etc/hosts do the catering?

@jpmens I don’t think people would dig it

@jpmens you also have unbound imagination 😜

@jpmens order of talks might be random, depending on the place the conf is held

@jpmens 🤔 In what files should we store the names of the hosts?

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Sales of asian catering will have unbound growth if you find the right sponsors
https://bert-hubert.blogspot.com/2013/01/

@jpmens only three talks allowed

@jpmens where can I but tickets? ;)

@jpmens All Systems Go was once known as systemd.conf, and I thought this was equally perfect

@jpmens I think your conference sounds great, but I’m going to make a competing conference called systemd-resolved that’ll have the same speakers and more, but be unpopular.

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Breakout sessions will delv into selected topics

@jpmens it has to be reachable easily by the ns. Lookup the train schedule !

@jpmens AAAA

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The alt.pagan track will be on "bind(8)-ing daemons in user space" in the Rose room.

@jpmens @rysiek we can trace back every problem in the world to this conference.

@jpmens make sure all participants can find the address.

@jpmens *Almost* been done before: https://www.resolveconf.com/schedule.html

@jpmens You'll get blamed for everything that goes wrong.