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3) that he still hasn't given you that signed dollar?

@GossiTheDog what about the signed dollar?

@GossiTheDog I’m just waiting for him to buy jira now

@GossiTheDog @kat or Atlassian

@GossiTheDog how I learned to spell mastodon:

@GossiTheDog Can't kill that which is already dead, can't ruin that which already sucks
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@GossiTheDog Didn't LinkedIn ruin itself already, or was it after Microsoft bought them. It's hard to tell.

@GossiTheDog He could also have bought ticketmaster or facebook.

@GossiTheDog OMG yes....Linked in is horrid.

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pulled this gem back from Nov '22.

and..... I still get spell-checked on Mast-o-don, and I still wish things had gone differently...

@GossiTheDog Be honest, he couldn't have made Linkedin any worse, so it would have been a failed venture and he has low standards to upkeep

@GossiTheDog nobody, and I do mean absolutely NOBODY, is gonna have a more bonkers and catastrophic 2024 than that stupid bastard

@GossiTheDog LinkedIn was already ruined though, right?

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LinkedIn was ruined years ago; a leader in enshittification.

@GossiTheDog @jeffsamsonow I just remember that it’s Latin for “boob teeth”.

@GossiTheDog There isn't really any way to make LinkedIn worse, though

@GossiTheDog And that he didn’t buy and ruin Ticketmaster instead

@GossiTheDog this except for 1

@GossiTheDog Or perhaps FB - after all, that already had a lot of the conspiracy theorists and Russian disinformation trolls on it...

@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social to be fair, you can use Mastadon (sic.) without knowing how to spell it, and there's no shame in that xD

@GossiTheDog LinkedIn is already ruined

@GossiTheDog To be fair, LinkedIn is conveniently pre-ruined.

@GossiTheDog would anyone notice if he did ruin linkedin?

@GossiTheDog LinkedIn beat him to it

@GossiTheDog how can you even make linkedin worse?

@GossiTheDog How would anyone notice if LinkedIn was ruined?

@GossiTheDog Am I the only one who goes around shouting “mastodon” in my head like the OG black ranger every time? 😛

@GossiTheDog Microsoft doesn't need anymore help, thanks.

@GossiTheDog @dexter ironically, LinkedIn quality of engagement dramatically improved after Elon took over Twitter 😂 sure it has a fundamental flaw of being filled with obnoxious recruiters, strange forms of self promotion, and canned posts from people trying to become “thought leaders”, but ironically it’s actually gotten better. Even “the algorithm” is now better than Twitter ever had (I always used pure TL mode like on Mastodon).

@GossiTheDog linkedin is getting ruined even without his presence 😅

@GossiTheDog I'm not sure he "ruined" Twitter so much as "exposed its true core".

I mean I quit Twitter almost a year before Apartheid Manchild took it over for a reason…

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LinkedIn was ruined before he had the opportunity.

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Just watched the ep of "The Newsroom" in which ACN is being sold to save the parent company, and they float Musk as a possible buyer. "Nah, he has no interest in buying a media company...."

2014, you were so sweet & innocent....

@GossiTheDog linkedin is a website for online CV publishing, isn't it?

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Could LinkedIn actually be any worse though?

@GossiTheDog isn't Linkedin bad enough already?

@GossiTheDog give him time

@GossiTheDog Twitter was a flaming shit fight long before Musk bought it.

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1) is a valuable skill, tho.