@aronow is this, is this a euphemism?

Wow this poll is NOT trending in favor of me being normal :blobfoxcrylaugh:

@aronow Cut the top off with a knife and eat the top and bottom separately.

@aronow I cannot answer this question. Lol. It depends on the type of muffin, how crumbly it is, and what size.

@aronow as a diabetic, I can not eat muffins. Too many carbs

@aronow rip the muffin in half, butter it and make it a giant sandwich (like the over-frosted cupcake method but with a giant muffin).
…which I just realized I would then eat in giant bites, so I probably should've just voted for that 😅

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Rip off the top and each part separately.

@aronow@hachyderm.io I split off the muffin top. I eat the bottom first and then the top.

@aronow top, then trash the rest... Only so much cake one can have for breakfast

@aronow Cut it in half horizontally, eat the bottom, then the top

@aronow cut it in half, tell myself I'm going to only eat one half, butter it and eat it. Then immediately eat the other half the same way.

@aronow until i can't tbh

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Cut it in half and eat each one like a normal pastry.

Usually horizontally.

@aronow I don't. Yuk.

@aronow this is a trick question, 'after permission is granted' is not an option that is selectable!

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