@ever Классика:

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

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The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of he men say the following:

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“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

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“You foul mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”

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“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m just tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”