Apple: Streaming gaming – nope.
Microsoft: But…
Apple: Make a web app!
Microsoft: Well, OK. *puts loads of effort into web app despite not really wanting to*

[years pass]

Apple: Surprise! Steaming gaming is fine now. Oh, and we’re killing web apps in the EU. Bye!
Microsoft: FFS.
Apple: This is all the EU’s fault, you know. The EU is BADNESS.
EU: FFS.

From: @ianbetteridge
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