There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.
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There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus. #caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour 40 comments
@markarayner my cat will look like the murder kitty sometimes then proceed to do the doofiest shit imaginable while still looking serious. @markarayner Kitty on left = cold and furious @markarayner I'd never let the white one in even if it is my cat. I'm scared shitless, that something bad will happen, when I do. @markarayner @getalifemike Of course theres also the quantum superposition, the murder doofus. @markarayner @pathfinder I, like so many people, have been blessed/cursed by owning both Murder and Doofus…in the same cat. Pluses: they’re largely ineffective at actual murder of anything more dangerous than a cushy slipper or a squeaky cat toy. Minuses: random minor but unpredictable violence to everyone and everything in sight, especially when they’re elevensing. @dpnash @pathfinder The murder type is excellent at killing prey like birds and mice, which is one of the reasons my guys are INSIDE cats. 😆 @markarayner Our cats are in this picture. The coloration and breed and names are different, but we definitely have Murder and Doofus. @esistangerichtet On the other hand, it reminds me of the cartoon series Pinky and the Brain The picture has probably been edited. But that doesn't matter. It made me laugh this morning. 🙃 Cats are great at reacting. 😎 |
@markarayner "I will kill you for this."/"Let me in, let me in!"
You had it coming.
You're just lucky the one on the left isn't a Flirkin.