Gregory's Server
Cat mastodon, here is the definitive guide to feline anatomy!
Tail: Shark
Paws: Biscuits and Beans
Back: Floof ball
Neck/Scruff: Purr Motor
Ears: The Delicacies
Nose: boop-de-boop
Head: Scritchy scritch
Tummy: The Forbidden Softs
Butt: The terms and conditions, (because, you know how terms and conditions are always at the bottom beside an asterisk)