IT consultant. Foodie and cook. Real ale, Scotch and wine lover. Caravanner, campervanner and narrowboater. Love skiing, Humanist, home automator, volunteer and always willing to have a go at DIY. Not missed The Archers in 15 years. Pitch black sense of humour. Does anybody actually read this? Social battery only charges up to 5%. Mostly harmless. Often misunderstood.

Alt-Avatar: Me on the piste in ski-wear.
Alt-Header: Snow covered mountains with low-lying cloud.