Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

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Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Deutscher, aber sprecht kaum Deutsch.

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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

Right. Off to Woo Woo Land once more.
#Caturday

A sealed box emblazoned with Hello Kitty logos.
Schroedinger's Hello Kitty.
May not even be a cat.

Like 17 February at 13:31 | Open on social.cologne

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

Now she wants to play Make Me Fall Off Your Lap.

I'm amenable.

#HarleyQuinn #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Harley, an almost black tortoiseshell with cinnamon and cream splotches, squirms on my lap.

Harley, an almost black tortoiseshell with cinnamon and cream splotches, squirms on my lap.

Like 8 February at 12:24 | Open on social.cologne

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

As soon as Harley leaves my lap (who knows when that will be - my lap is soft and warm), I shall put toast in the toaster round side down, and make myself some brekkies.

Meanwhile, my tummy joins her purrs for a rousing symphony of desires and wants.

#HarleyQuinn #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon #RoundSideDown

Harley purrs in my warm, soft lap and tummy, joining the rumbly in my tumbly for a glorious stereophonic extravaganza.

Like 6 February at 11:32 | Open on social.cologne

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

I set a towel into the cat tree box... an "area rug," as it were. I saw Yoshi in there, earlier, as well.
#EmmaPeel #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Emma chills in the box the cat tree came in.

Like 1 February at 20:27 | Open on social.cologne

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

Harley and I are playing fetch with a dog kibble.

😜 I patched in dog software.

#HarleyQuinn #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Like 12 January at 18:43 | Open on social.cologne

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

Draw me like one of your French girls.
#YoshiOneEye #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Yoshi One-Eye is sprawled on couch, huge belly prominently on display.

Like 7 January at 22:09 | Open on social.cologne

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

😜 Harley plays fetch with a bottle cap again.
#HarleyQuinn #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Harley returns the bottle cap I just tossed down the hall, carrying it in her mouth. She drops it at my feet, to begin again.

Like 7 January at 21:55 | Open on social.cologne

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

Trapping demons in my living room.
#HarleyQuinn #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Harley's eyes glow in the flash as she lays in the holding cell in another one of my carefully constructed cat traps.

Like 5 January at 18:11 | Open on social.cologne

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

Harley supervises my -4° session.
#HarleyQuinn #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Harley, an almost black tortoiseshell with cinnamon and cream splotches, sits on the shower stool and supervises my poopage.

Like 4 January at 9:02 | Open on social.cologne

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

🤣 We're playing fetch again.
#HarleyQuinn #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Like 2 January at 22:30 | Open on social.cologne

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

Harley accompanies me, watching me intently.

I had no idea my -4° was so interesting...

#HarleyQuinn #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Harley, an almost black tortoiseshell kitty with cinnamon and cream splotches, watches me as I do my thing. I'm immensely entertaining.

Like 1 January at 1:41 | Open on social.cologne

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

Meanwhile, in Upper Toblerone, the trains are running on time.

Triangular train chugs down the tracks, looking like a giant Toblerone bar.

I believe this train was built for mining, to fit into mine shaft tunnels.

Like 29 Oct 2023 at 8:20 | Open on social.cologne

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug

Matterhorn-Gotthard Bahn? 🤡 🤡 🤡

29 Oct 2023 at 15:30 | Open on mastodon.free-solutions.org

Dan Kletter 🥑

@BlippyTheWonderSlug @thesweetcheat @lmc Oof!

29 Oct 2023 at 15:51 | Open on mastodon.xyz

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug Sounds reasonable. Could have been painted brown, though. And have dents in the roof after each seat row!

29 Oct 2023 at 15:53 | Open on muensterland.social

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

Donovan/Atlantis?! 🤣

Timmy and Lassie sit by a pond. The blue Triceratops says That was no microdose, Timmy.

Artwork is from James Gurney's Dinotopia.

Meme maker unknown. Not me.

Like 14 Oct 2023 at 19:38 | Open on social.cologne

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OtownKim

@BlippyTheWonderSlug 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Sad part is religion teaches Dinosaurs and Humans co-existed 🙄

14 Oct 2023 at 19:46 | Open on toot.community

√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ

@BlippyTheWonderSlug "…in fact, it was big enough that I Styra-can-see-you, too."

14 Oct 2023 at 19:57 | Open on beige.party

headrift

@BlippyTheWonderSlug lol... I'm not sure exactly how much a microdose is

14 Oct 2023 at 20:07 | Open on mastodon.social

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

"You'll never make anything useful with that 3D printer!"

#ChallengeAccepted

.STL file: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4669659
Not my shop.

⚠️ EDIT: If you do this, please use food grade "ink". Regular "ink" can cause internal issues. ⚠️

3D printed cat cookie cutter, with butthole imprint puncher.
Not my photo. Not my 3D printer.

Like 1 25 May 2023 at 20:14 | Open on social.cologne

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@BlippyTheWonderSlug I so want one!

25 May 2023 at 21:33 | Open on lor.sh

MissInformation

@BlippyTheWonderSlug @StuC can you print a cat butt please? 😿

25 May 2023 at 21:37 | Open on chaos.social

FurryBeta

@BlippyTheWonderSlug This is a perfect example of tech being used for good

25 May 2023 at 22:05 | Open on shark.community

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

Eat the rich.
#EatTheRich

A family is gathered around a globe. The dad asks "Where is the capital of the United States?" One of the children answers "In the off-shore bank accounts of the 1%."

Like 1 20 Jan 2023 at 21:12 | Open on social.cologne

Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪🇨🇦🇺🇸

I'd like to encourage everyone to post more bats. 🦇 Let's make #BatsOfMastodon a thing.

Bat flying through the trees. (It's an art installation, not a real bat. If you look close you can see the wires, despite my attempt to blur them out)

Like 18 Dec 2022 at 9:31 | Open on social.cologne

Voyager

@BlippyTheWonderSlug OK, I‘ll give it a try.. #photography #wildlifephotography #fotografie #olympus

Fruitbat in the sky

18 Dec 2022 at 11:16 | Open on social.cologne