-A cyborg mostly in control of implants
-A carbon based product of Silicon Valley
-Watched over by big brother in a tyranny of convenience
-Proponent of free speech
-Opponent of Newspeak
-Nonmember of the Uniparty
-Agitator of the Oligarchs/Philanthropists
-Abstainer from identity politics, partisans, and other dividers of the working class
-Navigator of life in the time of dying
-Private citizen of the United States of Advertising
-Real person with an adopted name and photo
-I like to argue :)