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π I'm Agatha! Vampire wolfgirl, sleepy goth fangs gf, plushie haver, computer tinkerer, local scary musician :lila_heart_purple: @julialuna :lila_heart_purple: @chemelia feel free to flirt if we know eachother; please read pinned posts
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@AgathaSorceress who wants their sharkussy ate? @AgathaSorceress This is exactly what someone who is normal and can be trusted with girls would say. hands you a girl @AgathaSorceress i started developing a gui manager for podman some time ago, if I continue on that project, can I steal this name (and credut Agatha)? the thermal conductivity of your average thermal paste is 0.66 W/mβ’K the average thermal conductivity of blood is 0.52 W/mβ’K one gives you 0.1W/mβ’K better thermal conductivity the other makes you a horny vampire the choice is clear calling your computer "battlestation": calling your computer "cuddlestation":
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type of guy who eats food exclusively without chemicals and uses software exclusively without algorithms @AgathaSorceress just like me when I play my guitar without strings they are bad for your fingers!!1!
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correct order @AgathaSorceress wanna know something funny too? Cloudflare's DNS service already blocked it https://twitter.com/marcan42/status/1566067334980472832 medieval art is fun because people back then havent really figured out this whole realism thing yet and a ton of art was just extremely wacky and silly and its essentially shitposts from the 13th century @AgathaSorceress what if they actually had realism all figured out and shit just looked real goofy in medieval times
today i am going to assert the equivalence of two floating point numbers so many chat services and social media websites treat message/post history as disposable i dont like it apparently if you upgrade a room in matrix it archives the previous room in its own little box, creates a new room and re-invites everyone into it which is cool and all except you can no longer search for older messages unless you scroll alllll the way up to the beginning of the room, find the button that opens the previous room version and search there, and if the room has been upgraded multiple times, you have to scroll up in the previous version until you find the 3rd level old room people say "why is it bad if someone doesnt know what a file is" and then my mom hands me her phone with 64gb of storage and no free space because she keeps downloading things and never deleting them and every time she needs something again she re-downloads it instead of finding it in the file explorer also apparently chrome notifications on for 100+ websites 60ish open tabs bluetooth and location services always turned on apps never closed after use how do people live like this. the phone is struggling to even unlock the screen at this point
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modern web browsers are kinda like US politics because you have
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@AgathaSorceress also various other ones that nobody uses and are either really shitty in their own way or just the evil one in disguise. @AgathaSorceress@eldritch.cafe looks like im in for the long haul with firefox π’ |