punk rock levels are 30% and steady

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friendliness levels are currently at 46% but fluctuating wildly

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you're reading that right - whoopsie levels are at 07%

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banana levels are currently at 81% but fluctuating wildly

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we're seeing unprecedented boredom levels

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we're seeing unprecedented bro levels

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