some of the greatest design minds of our time and they all decided “black crewneck and black jeans for three days straight, let’s do it” Harris: we need to come together as a country Trump: the Mexicans want asylum, they're breaking into our mental hospitals RFK Jr: in October of 1998 I left a jar of human eyes in the fiction section of a Borders bookstore in Philadelphia
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@VeryBadLlama “Maybe that’s where I got my brain worm,” he told the magazine. https://www.npr.org/2024/08/05/nx-s1-5063939/rfk-jr-central-park-bear-bicycle @VeryBadLlama I get the whole "unity" thing but have we really looked at the people with whom we're supposed to be "coming together"? i had tickets to Sad Summer Fest in Asbury Park yesterday, so I travelled down there from nyc and when I got there, they cancelled the show due to weather. i don't have a joke about this, im just pissed. i spent like $500 on a ticket, travel, a non-refundable hotel that i checked out the same day from. so now my week is gonna be figuring out where i can claw back some money from As a Blind person i never thought i would be on social media savoring photos. But the communal Mastodon alt text game is so strong that sweet, poetic or silly descriptions abound on my timeline. Thanks to legions of people who take time to write a meaningful description of the ephemera they post, i learn so much about insects, plants, buildings, memes — all dispatches from a dimension of the world that i otherwise wouldn't experience. If you're wondering whether anybody reads these things: YES.
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hey if you unwrinkle and flatten out the wrapper while eating a tootsie roll this is your reminder to take your adderall @SmudgeTheInsultCat a lot a shit changes in 40 years, like the negative charisma clown the Orange Anus! @SmudgeTheInsultCat 8$ for a big mac? How tf is it this expensive? I don't remember which one is the big mac replacement but it's one of these. 1$ is around 85₽ absolutely criminal that they’re charging $20 for a movie when this video is 10x better than any blockbuster slop and it’s free I kept seeing my friends wanting to see who their non-mutual instagram followers are by using some janky diff tool online. It was slow and messy. I made a website last weekend to help them, maybe you'll find it useful as well: https://compareig.com source: https://github.com/samhenrigold/compareig That's nice! I myself use an app mod called Instander, among other useful features, it shows whether the person follows you right in their profile @samhenrigold Yeah…I’ve thought about selling mine but I’d get so little back that I may as well just keep it. The demand just isn’t there, it seems 😩 When I was a kid, there was only cinnamon cookie and chocolate dipping variety? Dunno about this 2020+ shenanigans. Here’s the PAC associated with Musk. When you click “register to vote” and supply it with a ZIP in a safe state, it'll pretty much ignore you. if you give it a swing state ZIP, it'll hoover up your data and give you a little confirmation under the guise of having registered to vote. To be clear, you haven't registered to vote. You've just handed critical voter data to a PAC. Neato! @samhenrigold what’s the best film playing at this theater right now https://www.fandango.com/amc-lincoln-square-13-aabqi/theater-page?format=all been chowing down on polly pocket clothes from the 2000s. as a little late night snack. love the mouth feel, it’s like a molar massage. me getting into an ambulance for a completely recoverable injury but dying on the way to the hospital because the accelerator pedal fell off and we plummeted into a ravine https://electrek.co/2024/07/30/tesla-cybertruck-becomes-ems-vehicle/ @samhenrigold Imagine being one of those idiots getting their fingers cut off by the trunk of a Cybertruck only to have this thing show up to take you to the hospital. 😅 |