Gregory's Server
someone on grindr said “i bet you have a nebula subscription” as their first message and i have not stopped throwing up and sobbing since
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guess the password to my google drive? no need, save your GPU hours. it’s: bAbr!68_VrakGBHGv2Fn7anEk6xN@-k@ @samhenrigold Thanks, I’m in! I’d consider moving “JD Vance’s tierlist of fuckable furniture” document out of google drawings before they shutter the service 🫶 saw a very cool, totally bulletproof captcha today on the USPS website. it just repeats the same image four times and one random element has a different image.   I've seen a captcha with numbers drawn with ascii art. Someone didn't figure out how to generate images server-side. we're saying goodbye to my childhood dog today but i wanted to tell him about the electoral college before he goes
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@samhenrigold The little dude will appreciate the sweet release all the more 💕 On a serious note, I’m sorry though. This is rough. 🫂  @samhenrigold I know this is a parasocial thing but I’m sorry for your loss, it never gets easier ❤️🩹 honestly i’ve been wondering what roger stone has been up to https://www.theonion.com/man-wearing-steampunk-goggles-at-city-council-meeting-d-1851607873  @samhenrigold of all the places in the world to pick? Essex MA? Home to the famous (and delicious) fried clam!  @samhenrigold When I first read this I thought “this is actually funny” and then “oh my god I’m cooked.” Thank you for extending a lifeline. for those of you not clued in, the Fushigi ball was (probably a grift and/or cult) targeted towards children. it was a transparent plastic ball with a small mirrored ball within it https://youtu.be/myIR__htBgc NOT IF I LEAK THEM FIRST CITYMD RESY EBAY  nobody asked but i dug deeper, it’s an undocumented method on WKWebView that kicks off this animation. Still curious to sink my teeth into what that actually does. whoops forgot to trim the notification thing at the beginning. now you know my bedtime. now you share something about yourself to make things even  having to feign sickness to avoid the humiliation of having doordashed popeyes five blocks away. “just leave it at the door, i don’t wanna get you sick” best part of chex mix Anonymous poll
Poll
corn chex
13
20%
wheat chex
10
15.4%
pretzel
7
10.8%
rye chip
20
30.8%
bagel chip
10
15.4%
breadstick thing
65 people voted. 5
7.7%
Voting ended 8 August at 21:01. i mean tens of thousands of people are no longer dying per day and toilet paper is readily available to purchase so I think we’re at least a little bit better off than we were four years ago a news organization has the opportunity to make a really compelling election night experience on the vision pro. the broadcasts are already highly produced, might as well go the extra mile? some free ideas: nate silver and jim cramer should start a consulting firm where their specialty is being wrong about everything all of the time
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 @samhenrigold Jim Cramer has been loudly, repeatedly, publicly wrong about matters of major and minor consequence. Is the same really true for Silver? He definitely has an abrasive personality but I find his long-form writings to be even-tempered and persuasive about probability. @samhenrigold They can pull in Marc Thiessen and make it a trio. Oh, wait, what about Bret Stephens too, the Times shouldn't be excluded.
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 @samhenrigold They said it couldn’t be done, but 25 years later AI has finally cracked the Gungan language.   @samhenrigold I think you are the person who is consistent the most with making me laugh. someone else parked https://harriswalz.com but at least it’s a pretty good landing page |
The cringiest conversations I've had on Hornet so far were with those Asian bots that send you several seemingly hardcoded messages in funnily broken Russian regardless of what you say.