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  @samhenrigold Booooooo if you’re fancy enough to use emdashes, you gotta be fancy enough to not put spaces around them. does "perceived performance" include over-stimulating the user while something loads? broke: using BrowserStack for its intended purpose 🏡💸 Sam's Personal Finance Tip of the Day Shocked by the crazy mortgage interest rates? Purchase your house using AfterPay — they won't notice and there's 0% interest!  for me, siri works perfectly fine. i think people are asking too much of it. here’s what it does flawlessly: and now ppl expect it to play music?? on spotify?! lower your expectations. ask if jimmy carter is still alive and be grateful that you can get that much info from it. It would be nice if I could shout at it from across the room and it would read my notifications aloud. Unfortunately, this feature, that I consider most important, does not exist. If I have to touch the device anyway, why would I use voice to control it? I know adobe is a train wreck but my college gives me a free subscrippy and by golly (sorry for cussing) I'm gonna use it. The generative fill tool in Photoshop is the most seamless implementation I've seen yet for compositing generated art with existing photos. I made a "conversation pool" in, like, 5 minutes.  @samhenrigold I’ve never used a part of the CC subscription that’s allocated to me (Pixelmator Pro is my ride-or-die), but this is really tempting.  @samhenrigold I’m very long generative art steered by artists for exactly this reason. AI could never generate that image without your sick, twisted mind. Various things are occurring (quite often, I might add) and, frankly, I'm not Live Laugh Loving it. I've gotta say, boycotting Reddit has been *way* more difficult than my Twitter boycott. I gravely underestimated how often I go to Reddit for everything from product reviews, public opinion on something, news discussions. I really don't wanna cross the digital picket line but jesus christ I just want to find unbiased opinions on an air fryer I'm looking at buying.
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 @samhenrigold I really miss going to a TV show-specific subreddit and reading episode comments… @samhenrigold I mean… 👋🏻 With one are you looking at? Maybe one of us has it or knows someone who does. I've been meaning to make this are.na channel for a while now. If there's something you think would fit, please add it! https://www.are.na/sam-henri-gold/engineering-beautiful-things A standup comedian goes out on stage, asks “how’s everyone doing?” and the audience replies, in unison, “doing well, thanks” cool setup animation. `xcrun simctl launch booted com.apple.tdg.systemapps.MuseBuddyApp` @samhenrigold I always push my lamps right into the corner of the room, that way they know they’ve been bad. spelunking thread, I guess. there seems to be three different demo modes referenced in visionOS: press, store/retail, dev, and marketing. okay so for the kids reading this: back in the 90s days, some computers couldn’t shut down via software. so, when you clicked "shut down" on one of these computers, what Windows would do is close your programs and save data to the drive. after it did all this, it would show "It's now safe to turn off your computer" and the user would manually hit the physical power switch. This is a joke based on that, instead of “it's now safe" I typed “it’s never safe”. Run along, now. |
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