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Dan Ports

Minion has no thoughts, just fluff (and vibes)

#cats #catsofmastodon
today at 7:08 | Open on discuss.systems
Karl Statz

@dan my pitbull has "big head no thoughts". Maybe this one is just a deep thinker

today at 7:18 | Open on discuss.systems
ocratato

@dan Those big eyes make me think there is a series of attack scenarios being evaluated.

today at 11:28 | Open on discuss.systems
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today at 12:00 | Open on sfba.social
Dan Ports

Max: “this Teams meeting could have been a nap”

#cats #catsofmastodon
14 November at 20:03 | Open on discuss.systems
Astrid Poot

@dan i expect to find you napping behind the cat and blanket.

14 November at 20:39 | Open on mastodon.social
Sketar

@dan Max, how many times have I told you to sleep early

14 November at 20:46 | Open on mastodon.social
m0xEE

@dan
I didn't know cats could use a stethoscope 😺

14 November at 20:57 | Open on social.librem.one
Dan Ports

Exciting #caturday news: @irene and I are coping with our unwellness by adopting this cute guy! This will increase the number of paws in our household by 33%!

We’re thinking he looks like a Miso, but other name suggestions are welcome!

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10 November at 6:20 | Open on discuss.systems
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Dan Ports

The gym cat concept never really took off because Max, although an enthusiastic coach, was never a great spotter.

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28 August at 22:26 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports

Min, our fluffiest and most neurotic cat.

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27 August at 21:09 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports

Please enjoy some luxuriant belly fluff.

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24 August at 4:00 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports
Dan Ports

How the cats show us it is time for dinner.

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21 August at 4:02 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports

Pixel does not understand why only today is Black Cat Appreciation Day. She feels she deserves to be appreciated every day.

#cats #catsofmastodon #caturday
17 August at 21:52 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports
Dan Ports

Max is helping with the laundry today (by pre-furring it)

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9 August at 3:51 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports
Dan Ports
Dan Ports
Dan Ports

Max has now bitten and destroyed his second laptop screen, out of indignation that we have been paying attention to those rather than him. (This is the vet’s professional assessment.)

He is still a very good boy. (Also the vet’s professional assessment.)

#cats #catsofmastodon
2 August at 4:03 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports

Pixel recommends spending #caturday rolling around in a sunny spot next to the catmint plant.

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27 July at 23:14 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports
Dan Ports

Minion thinks he is hidden.

…Minion is not our smartest cat.

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21 July at 21:57 | Open on discuss.systems
Dan Ports

Max is definitely not doing any doomscrolling today. Be like Max.

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21 July at 19:55 | Open on discuss.systems
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