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sam にゃん :verified_woem:

i made something worse than “something worse than ed”

sam にゃん :verified_woem:
>$150k genshin impact account
ur not a whale ur th entire fuckin ocean
sam にゃん :verified_woem:

blobcat to blobcat communication
blobcat to blobcat conversation

sam にゃん :verified_woem:

are Aesthetic(tm) discord servers okay
“inspiration is no longer allowed”

sam にゃん :verified_woem:

japanese fedi discovering blobcats is the best thing to have happened ever tbh

sam にゃん :verified_woem:

STOP DOING THREADS

POSTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SPLIT INTO 25 PARTSYEARS of POSTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for a low character limitWanted a low character limit anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “SMS”“My post got so long that I had to split it into 10 parts. Stay tuned for the 20 part sequel” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Mastodon Users have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the Fediverse and protocols WE built for them:
(This is REAL Posting, done by REAL Mastodon Users)

Why communism will win, a 🧵 (1/255)Why I should be allowed to index all your posts for profit, a thread (1/X)The rise and fall of Twitter (283/185,781)

“Hello, I would like a 500 character limit please”
They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING THREADS

POSTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SPLIT INTO 25 PARTSYEARS of POSTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for a low character limitWanted a low character limit anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called “SMS”“My post got so long that I had to split it into 10 parts. Stay tuned for the 20 part sequel” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
sam にゃん :verified_woem:
whenever a company's source code leaks:

"congratulations, you are being open sourced!"

"please do not resist."
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