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Alex Gleason
This is my middle school yearbook photo. Never underestimate a man who looks like this.
Alex Gleason
Danny Devito and Joe Pesci are secretly the same person.
Alex Gleason
NewGrounds in 2023 has you upload a .zip containing an index.html for games, which it then renders in an iframe: https://www.newgrounds.com/wiki/help-information/content-submission/games-and-movies
Alex Gleason
I got Ditto doing SQLite queries in a Web Worker now so it doesn't block the main thread: https://gitlab.com/soapbox-pub/ditto/-/merge_requests/57

To achieve it, I had to update my kysely-deno-sqlite library to accept a more generic adapter: https://gitlab.com/soapbox-pub/ditto/-/merge_requests/57
Alex Gleason
Any time somebody chooses their gender on the internet, and they enter "non-binary", it just gets stored as binary data.
Alex Gleason
Hey friends join my new alternative social network called Master Dong Social.
Alex Gleason
Good morning. I procured a copy of Animal Forest on Nintendo 64, and instead of erasing the save file I'm joining as a new resident of the town last played in 2004.
Alex Gleason
{ "kinds": [1063], "#m": ["application/x-gameboy-rom", "application/x-gameboy-color-rom"] }
Alex Gleason
One more thing about Japan. The biggest culture shock I didn't expect is the crows. Those fuckers could kill a small child. They are seriously so huge you can't comprehend it until you see them in person. They rip open trash bags and create huge messes so they're widely considered pests. But I think it's taken for granted how awesome they are.
Alex Gleason
It was interesting to realize how close Russia is to Japan.
Alex Gleason
In Japan I walked up to a stocker in a grocery store, and said "kore wa doko desu ka?" while pointing at my phone, and he looked like he had seen a ghost and then said something negatory to me in Japanese.
Alex Gleason
Nerds online are driving up the price of CRTs because they want to play blurry Mario like it's 1990 again.
Alex Gleason
Life is going well for me, but I can't get this sad man's song unstuck from my head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Yrfp04PEU
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