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Alex Gleason
Alex Gleason
"IF WE CAN'T DO THINGS THAT ARE EASY. HOW CAN WE DO THINGS THAT ARE HARD." - ALEX GLEASON 2024

RT: https://gleasonator.com/objects/1d8337b9-f0c3-42a3-a282-7a69b4961149
16 February at 15:25 | Open on gleasonator.com
Alex Gleason
The world is divided. People are at war. Americans can't agree on what's important.

That's why I'm proud to announce I'm running for President of the United States in 2024! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦… πŸŽ†

I will heal the divide. Here's how.

My platform is simple. I believe what America needs is exactly one thing. END DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

Guns. Immigration. Abortion. Taxes. These are things people vehemently disagree on. Who is right or wrong, I don't care. I want to do one thing. TO END DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

Year after year. Hour after hour. The world continues on. The vast majority of people believe daylight savings time is a bad thing. And yet NOTHING HAPPENS.

What is the point of politicians? What is the point of the entire system? If even when we overwhelmingly AGREE on an issue, nothing is done about it?

The government could actually help here. But they can't even do the MOST BASIC thing. They have tried numerous times and failed.

This to me is the greatest failure of our great nation. And I am going to drain the swamp. I am going to MAKE THE GOVERNMENT DO THE MOST BASIC THINGS AGAIN (that's my campaign slogan).

Remember, a vote for Alex Gleason is a vote AGAINST daylight savings time.

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The world is divided. People are at war. Americans can't agree on what's important.

That's why I'm proud to announce I'm running for President of the United States in 2024! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦… πŸŽ†
16 February at 4:01 | Open on gleasonator.com
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Alex Gleason
This one hits really close to home.
16 February at 3:36 | Open on gleasonator.com
Alex Gleason
Alex Gleason
Alex Gleason
Alex Gleason
mfw Sydney gets sent home on The Bachelor
14 February at 3:15 | Open on gleasonator.com
Alex Gleason
It's better to be feared AND loved.
14 February at 0:52 | Open on gleasonator.com
Alex Gleason
Something Mastodon and Bluesky have in common is their approach to software design. They use a unique approach called Bully Driven Development (or BDD for short) in which teenagers scream at them online until they rethink their life choices.
14 February at 0:43 | Open on gleasonator.com
Alex Gleason
Alex Gleason
Alex Gleason
Right, this is what the GDPR was meant to solve. Independent developers building software to connect open networks. πŸ˜‚ https://github.com/snarfed/bridgy-fed/issues/855
14 February at 0:04 | Open on gleasonator.com
Alex Gleason
Tim Berners-Lee needs to come out of his old folk's home and say "W3C is based now" and flush out all the nerds.
13 February at 22:50 | Open on gleasonator.com
Alex Gleason
The Web Crypto API is SO CLOSE to being useful, it pains me
13 February at 15:27 | Open on gleasonator.com
Alex Gleason
Alex Gleason
They can't migrate to a new domain name. What a stupid protocol. It's so over, Mastobros.

RT: https://shelter.moe/users/fenarinarsa/statuses/111920817094878540
12 February at 22:37 | Open on gleasonator.com
Alex Gleason
I have a rare performance fix for Pleroma that will fix some issues resulting from having a very large notifications table: https://gitlab.com/soapbox-pub/rebased/-/merge_requests/301

tl;dr an index already existed but the code wasn't using it
12 February at 18:54 | Open on gleasonator.com
Alex Gleason
Leaked video of Joe Biden making a deal with the sports captain of the 69-ers

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ewMLAX_DphQ
12 February at 16:04 | Open on gleasonator.com
Alex Gleason
Who wants to get zapped? ⚑
12 February at 15:54 | Open on gleasonator.com
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