Solve these impossible problems:

1. Create an encryption that can be decrypted after a specific date, without relying on any third-party.

2. Prove that a website is running a specific commit without accessing the server.

Either of these would change the world. But unfortunately they're not possible.

Guess who just added quote posting?

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You: "Mastodon?"

No, Pleroma! That was a trick question, because you forgot Pleroma didn't already have quote posting. Because you've been running my branch in Rebased or Akkoma for almost 2 years already. The very same branch that Pleroma just merged.

This is the type of stability and queer allyship people have come to expect from Pleroma. 💪

How to integrate your blog with the Fediverse:

Option 1: spend years developing an ActivityPub WordPress plugin in PHP. Your blog shows up as a giant plaintext post with poor formatting. You get DDOSed constantly. 😕

Option 2: integrate into a static site generator. Now you can have the same poor quality post format. You no longer get DDOSed, but instead your post isn't delivered to your followers automatically (unless you manually boost from a real fedi account), and nobody can follow you. 😕

Option 3: just paste a damn link to your blog. Many hours (and your sanity) have been spared in favor of a better UX for your users. 😃

wake up
eat 2 oranges
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drink soy milk
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eat bread
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be vegan
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