@catsalad That's hilarious! Our dogs are mostly annoyed by ours, and the little dog is very nervous when it gets too close for her comfort.

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Cat down! I repeat, we have a cat down

@catsalad 🤔 I guess that's why corporate stopped asking me for line count change reports. They stopped mentioning it after the third -2,000 lines of change or so.

Okay, fine, it wasn't me. But I wish it were. Nothing quite as satisfying. There's always some portion of the population attracted to things that repulse others. 😜

https://www.folklore.org/StoryView.py?project=Macintosh&story=Negative_2000_Lines_Of_Code.txt

@catsalad absolutely.

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Underrated toot.

@catsalad That's pretty much what happens to a lot of people, for extended time off :bloblaugh:​ 🙈

@catsalad More or less the same but with a "soft touch" I guess: All received emails are marked as read 🤪

@catsalad I've seen such an OOO message, although it had 2 additional sentences: 1: if it can't wait until I return from vacation, please contact XXX and 2: if it is still relevant when I'm back in office, please email me again.

@catsalad 👏

@catsalad The phrase "bake textures" makes a lot more sense now.

@catsalad I can see why...

@catsalad Oh so true. Just take a WiFi antenna, screw it on a cut off lan cable, and hand it to someone at work. Then make them call tech support to fix it.

They WILL hate you.

(The resulting hate will vary depending on how much of a Karen you pick. Your mileage may vary)

@catsalad Putting the Ether back into Ethernet.

@catsalad @mcc for the love of god, just give up and get a hub! 😅

@catsalad this should be illegal

@catsalad Can the bus even hold all those passengers? 😉

@catsalad have you heard about BeOS : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BeOS

@catsalad I know @foone has a patreon but now and then I see an image like this and wish they offered a flat rate figure for adding things to their Death Generator.

https://wiki.foone.org/w/Death_Generator

Looks like they are pixel-art, monochrome bees.

@catsalad 640k ought to be enough for anybody.

@catsalad Chip bowl...

@catsalad Thanks for the memories!

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Kitty's so mad, it looks like an even angrier bunny.

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:0160:

@catsalad 🙀

@catsalad@infosec.exchange ​:blobfox_terrified:​

@catsalad You found your origin! Congratulations, peak everything!

@catsalad if it feasts I sits

@catsalad kind of expecting an avatar update from you now tbh

@catsalad it's very hard to hack anything when you're being blinded by a too bright screen!

@catsalad lol

@catsalad actual footage of me.

@catsalad @lauraklein

@catsalad being part of the problem keep them shitters guessing tho...

@catsalad CISOs always are for marketing ;)

@catsalad One of these days I'm going to have a talk with my endodontist: "I run a pen test on your records system and help you prevent (another) data breach, you write off my next root canal. Deal?"

@catsalad There’s gotta be a niche for a dental practice that just doesn’t push you about flossing if you’re over, say, 40 and your teeth are in good shape.

@catsalad yes and yes. (I'm lying.)