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josef

its just occurred to me also that the number of UFOs you have seen is inversely proportional to your skill at identifying flying objects

josef

it was sad when they switched off the original analog TV broadcasts because digital had replaced them, but it’s gonna be even sadder when they finally disconnect the sewer system in favour of the more modern, Digital Sewer (also known as the Internet)

josef

at the Drum Restaurant

me: lets skip to the dessert menu, shall we? i'm feeling VERY Gongy today

josef

cat with potatoes

josef

Im a fan of music, yeah, i enjoy listening to some music

josef

possums are extremely aerodynamic. but to what end

josef

BEEP honk honk GONG! berp berp Fwoo HSSH HSSH HSSH *lightsaber sounds* Vehicle Reversing *MacOS quack*

josef

once i noticed my camera had a small area of dead pixels on the screen so i bought a sturdy glass-style screen protector to stop it getting any worse. it was extremely cheap, seemed like a good idea. when i tried to fit it, it immediately snapped in half. didn't bother to return it. the company that sold me the screen protector have continued to email me new offers on screen protectors for several years. for some reason i haven't unsubscribed either. every few months i get another & feel weirder

Eugen Rochko

@jk Ironic... It could protect others, but not itself

josef

millipede the result of a horrendous runaway optimization failure wherein godnature kept rewarding more and more legs for some reason. thats all He wanted to see: legs. and by god,now hes got them

josef

here’s a video I took exactly 1 year ago today

josef

i don’t ever toot from my phone anymore because iOS autocorrect is so bad. Every single post I do has to be recalled and re-posted because of some damn word that just been changed to a completely different one. It’s so fuckeing shit. Although it does know the word “fuckeing” now at least

Eugen Rochko

@jk There is some hidden pro-duck agenda in iOS

josef

you're either a computer or you are a computer

Eugen Rochko

@jk Oh I see someone started the new Westworld season

josef

"France's health minister Olivier Véran warned the public on Saturday that anti-inflammatories like ibuprofen and cortisone could be an aggravating factor in coronavirus infections."

"According to Le Figaro newspaper ibuprofen can aggravate existing infections that can lead to "complications"."

thelocal.fr/20200314/coronavir

this suggests you should avoid all NSAIDs like aspirin, ibuprofen, and naproxen

Eugen Rochko

@jk Well, fuck, I hope I don't get any headaches for the foreseeable future ha ha

josef

if youre born in the year 1000 youre a millennial. if youre not, youre either a person or.... a skeleton

josef

2010s design trends part 3: polygonal foxes

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