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josef

turbo dog collar. $14.99. makes your dog faster. This collar will increase your dog. warning: may increase your dog

josef

i cant wait for python 4 where you type quit in the REPL and it quits rather than recognizing that you want to quit and telling you off and refusing to quit

Dag Ågren ↙︎↙︎↙︎

@jk This is my favourite category of UX: Programs that actually make the effort to figure out what you are trying to do, and then telling you they won't do it.

Especially a fan of:

$ Code/
-bash: Code/: is a directory

Yeah. I know. That's why I typed it in, so you could cd into it.

josef

id like to invent a bassline that, when unaccompanied, could play sokoban

josef

is it normal that over 50% of everything under my kitchen sink is either flammable or extremely flammable?? various aerosols, white spirit, methylated spirits, wd-40, some wood polish, linseed oil, that label gunk remover thats basically just petrol, acetone, isopropyl alcohol..... i mean. if i want to dissolve anything off of anything else im all set

josef

now available. from my small e-commerce small business:

- genuine lung air
from my lungs

- genuine burger king air. from 1 of my 2 local burger king restaurants (combination drive-thru and regular restaurant burger king)

- genuine post office air (from local post office where i dispatch deliveries of the lung air and burger king air)

josef

i wish i had access to that feeling of "meaningful and inspirational introspective melancholy" rather than the way i experience sadness recently which is like "reacting to everything i see by being moderately pissed off about it but having no idea why it actually bothers me so much, and then feeling guilty about my inability to just be chill and positive about stuff"

josef

i have a theory that maybe ive just been too much on the internet this year. ive just seen too much stuff. too much information.
and maybe the way one reacts when confronted with too much stuff is just like... mildly irritated all the time and subtly wanting it to all go away???

is that the true symptom of information overload? when a new thing comes out that you've been looking forward to and your first reaction is "ughhh not more stuff that now exists"

josef

itd be good if there was a social network for following lots of people who each only actually need to post every 1-5 years, like musicians or animators or whatever, where you don't want to see hourly posts by them but you DO want to keep tabs on them because you love their work. i guess maybe patreon etc. fills that niche? in theory you could just make social network alt-accounts. but nobody really seems to do that and "1 post every 18 months" isn't really how most stuff is supposed to be used

Alexis Werefox :verified:

@jk I feel like at that point we're talking more about a platform than a network.

If the point is to follow people just so you're notified when they make something, there's not much to it being "social".

josef

two kinds of people in this world

josef

turn any photo into a detailed 3D model of an aircraft with blender's "import images as planes" addon

josef

who actually coined the term “bogosort”

Eugen Rochko

@jk Do not disrespect the good name of John Bogosort

josef

beastars is gonna do for the 20s what scott pilgrim did for the 10s

Eugen Rochko

@jk I'm not sure what that is, I've never seen Scott Pilgrim

josef

computer analysed languagee and complained about Computer. the word's not right. it wants to be called the Number Worm

josef

if you played minecraft as a kid im sorry but you must still be a kid since minecraft only came out about two and a half years ago

Eugen Rochko

@jk I bought the alpha of that game 😨

josef

its impossible to build a computer. its against the laws of physics, nay, the laws of mathematics. it was proven by Turing

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