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josef

lamps on your legs: lamps for legs. so that even when its dark you can see which shoes youre wearing

josef

the web is a kind of box where you write "what are the worlds best socks" and it says "these are the worlds best socks" and you buy them and they're the world's worst socks

josef

ive been researching socks for the first time in my life, and it seems that to people who care about what kind of socks they buy, theres only two types of socks: "I'm Going To Alaska And I Might Not Return" and "Socks That Literally Have Butter In Them"

josef

its fucked up nowadays, you cant just make a thing. you have to make a running series of that thing, which goes on forever, and has a patreon, a mailing list, a discord channel, an official wiki, a fan wiki, a prima strategy guide, its own cryptocurrency, flag, national anthem, nuclear deterrent, etc

josef

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josef

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josef

i'm trying to work out whether i saw "the Brave Little Toaster" as an extremely young child, because if i did, i was so young that i only remember a few extremely vague images from the film, and also that i found it very scary, so my parents probably took it away and never showed it to me again. i haven't seen it since but the plot seems to feature what would be called "mild peril" so maybe it checks out

Eugen Rochko

@jk The movie features multiple traumatizing scenes and I have watched it many times as a young child. I have turned out fine

josef

today’s progress in “turn half of the wardrobe into an electronics workspace” is

- screwed some pieces of wood into the wall
- drilled exactly 1 hole
- wired up an LED strip light
- modified the LED strip light’s power supply with a higher sense resistor because it’s way too bright
- re-wired up the LED strip light

josef

today: putting in the brackets. while i wait for the plywood to show up

josef

i think its really cute how computers have a Mouse

Eugen Rochko

@jk Why aren't they called hamsters? They have a wheel

josef

feel like running literally everything in docker containers is just static linking by other means

Eugen Rochko

@jk Asserting dominance by including its own linux kernel in your software executable

josef

ive replaced this 20W halogen light bulb with a 28W-equivalent LED light bulb. and what can i tell ya. its much worse, terrible color accuracy, and also dimmer

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