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josef

2010s design trends part 2: foxes

josef

2010s design trends part 1: polygons

josef

so here's the lowdown! I pretty much quit the internet 12 months ago
RSI in my wrists, and a bunch of work to do meant I decided to limit my computer use drastically. I blocked like every website in my hosts file. pretty much stopped using the web except for e-mail. stopped using my phone etc.

For a while I felt kinda peaceful not having any distraction. it was like when I first got my own computer when I was a kid. no internet? have to make your own amusement. I was getting a lot done too!

josef

trees produce eggs except theyre called nuts

josef

if you get enough smart programmers together all they do is make lisp, so you have to make sure theres some less-smart "control rod" programmers in the team

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(ง'̀-'́)ง TimmGleason🍖🍖

@jk I finally know my purpose!
I am a 'control-rod' programmer!

unlofl [Promoted Toot]

@jk instead of "control rod programmers," I just dump a bucket of unmatched parenthesis on the table to mitigate runaway lisp formation.

josef

*me, throwin chickens at u* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers *throwin so many chickens ur way* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers *the chickens are flapping to the ground, kinda agitated, some of them are trying to avoid hitting you* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers,

josef

CDs scare birds because they have good enough vision to see all the pits and troughs and theyre smart enough to decode a ISO 9660 filesystem on-the-fly (literally)

josef

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 //𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆//
𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 //𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗥//:

𝐖𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆
𝐀𝐎𝐋 (𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒)

josef

the future's looking so boring for technology. youll have a fucking computer in your shoe that you cant even see. no keyboard, no screen. it just sends the data to some giant corporation!! you speak into your fucking shoe or your milk carton and it sends it to a datacenter somewhere. great. real exciting. great guys. great

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